Top this for a speeding ticket......
Two Hunter traffic patrol officers from Newcastle LAC (Local Area Command) were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the F3 Freeway. One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300 kph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were
not able to reset it.
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a Williamtown Hornet fighter jet which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over Wyong, approaching from the Ocean.
Back at police headquarters the Local Area Commander fired off a stiff complaint to the RAAF Liaison officer at Williamtown.
Back came the reply in true laconic RAAF style:
"Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it.
Furthermore, an air- to-ground missile aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment.
Fortunately the pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and was able to override the automated defence system before the missile was launched and your hostile radar installation was destroyed.
Thank you for your enquiry."
2 comments:
You've been Snopes'ed unfortunately
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/radar.asp
I should have made it more obvious that this is JUNK mail. Without even looking it up on Snopes, I could have told you that it was just some butchered American spam.
First of all, so much of the language in this email is American. 'Traffic patrol officers', 'Local Area Commander', 'recognized', and there is also no F3 Freeway, or in fact large hills (it's a flood plain around base for miles) nearby. That, and exercises done with the Hornets use dummy bombs, which they wouldn't be flying back with, one would think.
I think I've also previously received this email with references to somewhere in New Zealand.
And since when does the RAAF have a true laconic style?!
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